Youth Patrol

MESSAGE ARCHIVE Submit THEME
Fuck Growing Old.
  • juspeczyks:

    Remember limewire

    Remember sometimes getting the song you were actually looking for and sometimes getting an mp3 of bill clinton saying that he didn’t have sexual relations with that woman instead

    (via callmemoprah)


  • ink-and-roses:

    ahumblebard:

    doxian:

    I want a movie about a little girl, aged like 11-12, going through the stuggles of prepubescent girl life, with her entire inner monologue is narrated by Samuel L. Jackson.

    Shot of disgruntled adorable little girl.

    SLJ: I knew that Susie was a backstabbin’ motherfucker, and if anyone was going to ruin my chances of being Miss Sugar Drop Queen, it was that asshole. 

    I didn’t know I needed this in my life until now.

    This is never not funny

    (via sunshineandhorcruxes)


1326